Monday, January 23, 2012

Indie Guide to Thailand: Koh Chang Lonely Beach

The Best Island in Thailand for Partying, Waterfalls, and Bad Ass Beaches on a Budget 
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Updated: December 2014 when I headed to the island with my ladiess and this journo friend from back in the day. 

January 2012. This is my top pick for Thai islands, hands down. On Koh Chang, meaning Elephant Island, you'll find insane partying, adventure with waterfalls and jungles, beautiful pristine beaches, and laid back hippie chillin times. While Koh Phangan and Koh Phi Phi are amazing as well for party and adventure (my fav), this island has a more laid back and hidden gem ambiance. It is less overrun with tourists making it one of the cheapest islands you can do in Thailand (this is rapidly changing), but yet it is insanely dynamic and fun. If you're travelling as a couple, Koh Chang is perfect for hottie romance as well.  I spent one month living here teaching migrant Cambodian children English before my internship in Bangkok as well as spent over a week on the ile with my old amour. It was so amazing we did it twice, hence why I want to share every gold nugget of advice that made the experience  unforgettable slash mad affordable with you.

December 2014 Update: As of late, it is poorly trying to imitate the debauchery of Koh Phangan's full moon party and grossly falling short. The result are massive sound systems and ostentatious stage displays set up with gap year kids with their thigh fat spilling over their overly tight jean shorts.The difference from the original full moon party, you ask? The music is terrible and there is the awful stench of trying too hard. If there is one thing FMP in Koh Phangan is lacking it is not organic buzz and excitement.  Lonely Beach on the other hand is going through the awkward pubertal  phase of transforming from a sleepy chill beach zone to being one of the big breasted popular girls starring in the Southeast Asian party trail.  Can you imagine Tina Fey trying hard to be something she's not? Major awks.

NONETHELESS. Despite these awkward night episodes passing off as parties, Lonely Beach is still my preferred beach because of its epic beauty, sense of neighbourhood friendliness and unspoken magic rompin about..and let's not forget beach volleyball. There are many cool young expats who visit the island (like my hombres)  that help battle the impending backpacker whiteout.



Where to Go: Lonely Beach
The island is divided into several areas. If you are a young backpacker or expat looking to party your ace off with others like you, play beach volleyball everyday and more, head straight to Lonely Beach. The taxi ride won't be more than 100 Baht (don't let them trick you!) and it will take you through winding roads and beautiful jungle hills in order to get to this hidden paradise along the beach. White Sands Beach is the most expensive area and usually where all the tourists without a clue end up (or the rich old folks). If you are looking to escape the backpacker scene and have a more calm trip I'd recommend going past Lonely Beach or heading to the other side of the island where it is pretty deserted. But honestly don't be silly.  For the most fun party chillin times and best prices, head to Lonely Beach.

Contents:
1. Lodging
2. Eating
3. Partying
4. Intoxication
5. Practical Stuff (Internet, Laundry)
6. Other things to do

1. Lodging

Ice Beach Huts: This is the cheapest in Lonely Beach for 50 Baht/night 100 Baht/night. which is the equivalent to less than 3.50 USD/night and where I managed to spend one month in while volunteering. It provides the basics for any backpacker who is going to spend most of their time partying and not dwelling in the huts - literally just a place to rest your head. And honestly, who needs more than that? There is a fan, a kind of hard bed, mosquito net and a light bulb. The shower is outside and quite an adventure to use. I really have great memories of this place because it was sort of the epitome of what you imagine when you think of living in a hut in Thailand. There are always fun students staying in the area. I wouldn't recommend it if you're looking for a romantic getaway or are a bit of a princess, but if adventure is in your blood and money is not in your pockets this is the best place to go. It can be scary because the walls aren't sealed, just wooden sticks put together to make a hut, and maybe giant lizards go and come as they please, but who cares? T.I.T ! (This is Thailand).


Where: Go to the infamous Treehouse bar/restaurant and on the other side of some barb wire and in the forest a bit there is the cheapest hut you'll ever stay at in Thailand.  Please tell me if it's still there or not.

Update 2014: The huts still exist but the price has doubled to around 100 Baht per night. They seem as shabby and humble as ever. In my new super profesh life I found I couldn't bear to  live like this, but no regrets for my poor student being!

Price: 100 Baht
Details: No a/c, shower outside, fan and mosquito net bed.
Bonus: Hidden jungle paradise of simple living on a budget.
Bad: No comfort for princesses!



Siam Huts: If you want some more of the creature comforts of life but while remaining cheap, I recommend Siam Huts. They are huts along the beautiful water and they have A/C and hot water showers and are located in party central. I stayed there when the amour came to visit and we wanted something cheap and romantic.  They have a restaurant there which is absolutely beautiful and overlooking the water but...the food isn't as great as it can be. I recommend elsewhere for eating as seen below.

Update 2014: The accommodations have become very run down with garbage littered around each bungalow and holes in the walls. I stayed there earlier this month in December and there was no electricity outlet and the toilet stopped working. Not to mention a big ass creepy hole above the bed that was sealed up with some garbage wood. I don't know why the shape of  Siam Huts has deteriorated but if you are on a budget and want to be in the center of the parties and close to the beach, this is still your best value for buck.

Price: 400 Baht (non a/c) -500 Baht (with a/c)
Details: Hot water, with or without a/c, mosquito net, large bed, simple bathroom.
Why stay there: Cheapest beachside living you'll find.
Bad: Garbage everywhere, some huts missing outlets to charge things.

Captain Planet would not be pleased ! Garbage everywhere around Siam Huts.  

 Um..where is my outlet to charge my phone?! Electricity tied in sketchy knots make phone modern life hard.
What in the bloody hell is this garbage wood found to board up the hole in my wall? Gah! I guess you get what you pay for, eh? 

New! 
Nature Rock: I never recommended this place before because I was a poor student but as a kinda adult I am kinda diggin it now. Right along the beach, clean, air conditioned, delicious restaurant and most importantly they play great music all the time. As a grannie who likes to sleep in air condition without fear of cockroaches scurrying through cracked floors , this play has massive appeal. It's also where they play beach volleyball every afternoon! Win!

Price: 1200 Baht for a/c, 2000 Baht for beach front.
Details: Modern and new cement bungalows
Why stay there:: Beachside accommodation without being a fancy rich resort yet comfortable and clean.
Bad: Not suitable for backpacker budget.
2. Eating


Nature Rock: Get the best BBQ Seafood here. As the sun sets they bust out the grills where they cook the most delicious feast of fresh seafood you could imagine. The whole beach does it, but I found that the flavour here was the ultimate. Also during the day, if you're craving Western food they do an amazing Ceasar salad.

Recommendation:  I always get the white snapper, steamed (not grilled!) with some salad and white rice. You can get fresh bbqed jumbo prawn as well. Around 300 Baht. Also, in any restaurant you go to, you must order Thai Ice tea and coconut shakes. They are dirt cheap and so yummy.


Update 2014: Sadly, none of this exists anymore. I have not deleted it for nostalgia's sake.

Best and cheapest pad thai: in Lonely beach is at the restaurant next to Reggae Bar. The man is so nice and will always chat up a storm with you. The great thing about Lonely beach is that the locals all really become your friend and are super chill and lovin' life. Also, you can poach free wifi from Reggae Bar too. Where I'd spend my evenings talking to my amour and eating the best deal for pad thai in the hood.

Reggae Bar: If you want food open all night, this is the place to be. It great to chill at during the day but the food is nothing special. This is where the best parties are though.

How to Eat for Free: This is possible every night in Lonely Beach. Every major bar host a BBQ on alternating nights of the week. In truth it is nothing special, some bbq chicken and salad but since it's free, it draws large crowds. It's also where the party is that night. Obviously the respectful and expected thing is to buy drinks at the bar, which has been jacked up in price because of the free food.


Ghetto Tip: What most poor souls do looking for a free meal is they buy one drink at the bar and then buy drinks from the super market for much cheaper.


No more free meals but you can still get a free drink from most places. 

3. Partying

In 2012, the bars coordinated themselves to take turns hosting massive parties. I'm not sure if that is still true because I went on a long weekend where it was also full moon party, so every bar was vying for the same customer. I was very dissapointed with the state of the nightlife though.

Ting Tong: Was full of drugged up old dudes dancing with prostitutes. Disgusting scene with derelict creatures whom had lost their way in life. The music was good though, which is why we stuck around.

Siam Huts: Trying to emulate the full moon party ambiance, kids were wearing glow in the dark paint and lots of Chang singlets. Big music set and lots of investment into a party vibe but it's so out of place from the chill beach bars that it just feels gaudy and pathetic.

Himmer (?): There is some other bar across from Ting Tong that gives away free buckets and plays top 40 music. It's a good place to start if you're 21 years old and want a sweaty dance party. I would be inclined to like it except that I'm basically entering cougar territory and do not go in places where there are not more young professionals than uni students. Rule of thumb to avoid cougarism I think.

Sadly, I cannot recommend too much partying in Lonely Beach except drinking on the beach with friends. I am very disappointed that Koh Chang's nightlife has lost its way in the last two years.

For Some Naughty Fun..
One of the best things you can do is to sneak into the snobby hotel swimming pools with your friends and bathe in the middle of the night. It's beautiful and peaceful.. until the guards find you and start chasing you out naked with bamboo sticks and whipping your little derrieres!  Be prepared to James Bond it out of there as the Thai guard searches for you in the water with his flashlight, in the corners of the pool, under the fountains, oh my! If you don't sneak out unseen you pay the price in red whipped skin.

Important Cultural Tip: While it may seem somewhat acceptable to be belligerent in fancy hotel pools, one thing you never do is mess with the local Thai property. Knew some people who thought it would be cool to sneak on a fishing boat to watch the sun rise (sounds reasonable and awesome) but one of them had to pee and did so off the side of the boat. THIS IS A NO-NO. This was believed to bring bad luck to fishing and as its such a major part of their livelihood, the man was staggeringly upset. Point being, don't be idiots. Respect the Thai people while you have your good time, duh.

4. Intoxication

Listen, what you choose to do is your own business. I'm not condoning or condemning your vices, but be smart about it. Here's some stuff I've heard.

Mushrooms: Koh Chang means elephant island in Thai. Most of the mushrooms in Thailand are grown from elephant dung so there is def' a plethora on this island (whereas in Koh Phi Phi it is impossible to find) and backpackers love to do try out the magical experience. Being discreet is obvious because it's illegal. But actually, it's not as prevalent as it is on Koh Phangan. One reliable place to buy from is Siam Huts. They sell "magic shakes" for 500 Baht, but rather than having them mix it into a shake, I've heard it's better to get them raw in a bag to eat with food.

How do you know they're real?  Mushrooms in Thailand have a golden eye and a dark outer area. Friends have bought them and have had no effect once it was in a shake (in Koh Lanta). I imagine that is because they weren't real and there is no way of telling once they are grounded up. One tip for taking them is to eat it food.

Alcohol: Cheapest way to drink is by buying in the super market. Since you probably won't have a fridge in your hut it's recommended to buy bottles of Sam Song (Thai Whiskey) and mix that through out the night. The stores in lonely Beach are open late (midnight) so you can buy bottles of cold beer as your night progresses

Happy Shakes: Marijuana is very easy to get on Koh Chang and is cheap. You can get it mixed in a shake too.

5. Practical 

Internet: There are internet cafes but they are sort of expensive. If you have a laptop you can get free wifi from Reggae bar.


Laundry: You can get laundry done for you for very cheap, but I've had several pieces of clothing destroyed in the process. Maybe just do your panties and boxers but nothing nicer.

6. Other things to do


Waterfall Road Trip to Long Beach: Rent a motorbike and go exploring on the other side of the island. It takes a couple hours and is a great day trip to arrive at the other Treehouse on the real remote part of the island on LONG BEACH. Along the way there are several waterfalls, monkeys, untouched fisherman's village and more. It's stunning. The waterfalls are nice to see and swim in but they cost some money. At the end of the long and adventurous journey and sketchy roads you end up on Long Beach, where there are only three huts to accomodate people. The water is beautiful. Come here for an escape from drunken crowds and some zen moments, not for insane partying. It's seriously quiet and nice for couples.

Visit the Cambodian School: Donate some clothes, supplies, see the children and if you're there for a while maybe volunteer some of your time teaching english. This is a school set up for migrant Cambodian children who cannot afford to or whose parents are scared to put them in the Thai School System. A lot of them are not legally in the country so they fear registering their kids in school. This school gives them a chance at an education. I volunteered there Summer 2009.

 Stop by Evolution Tour and talk to Brian, the Dutch manager. Or give them a call. You have to go through a small path in the jungle to get to it. 30/1/7 Moo 4, Baan Klong Prao, Trat Province 23170, Thailand Phone: +66 39 557 078 - Mobile: +66 9 603 9642 



Fish Market at Bang Bao: Rent a motorbike and go to Bang Bao. There's a market over the water and where all the fishing boats are lined up. It's nothing crazy special but it's pretty to sit out on the peer when the sun is setting or shop around for ridiculous hats.

Kayak to Deserted Island for Romantic Picnic: The old amour and I decided to dish a bit of money out on a kayak and head out to one of the little rocky islands not far out to picnic. With our beers in our bag and pad thai ready to go, we set off into the setting sun. It was an amazing adventure for our anniversary, as we jumped off the Kayak and swam in the bath warm water. The only bummer was when on the way back Zeus decided to send out a lightening storm (fine, maybe just heat lightening, but still). It was terrifying to go back to the mainland in a boat! Still, def recommend it for romance + adventure!

This is probably awkward. This relationship doesn't exist anymore. #ohwell #travelproblems

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22 comments:

  1. Absolutely great post! Your tips are thorough and just what a budget traveler like me is looking for! I aim to be as thorough as you with my blog ;-)

    I wwas trying to decide what islands to go to on my second trip to thailand and thank you for helping me make that decision! I will for sure be staying, eating, and partying at your recommended places!

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  2. Hi... huts for 50/100 baht a night ? Was this recently ? Nice blog by the way

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    1. I know it's not relevant anymore but I just went back for new years and now the same huts are 200 baht. But still the cheapest around.

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  3. such a great post after a long time I have seen a awesome post. I am thinking to go Chang and live there few days. koh chang

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  4. @nicky- she mentioned she was there summer 2009, which is low season. Ice Beach bungalows are 200B right now (December 2012, high season, I'm staying in one right now) and I believe are still 100B in low season. The huts fit two people, so if you are a couple, the price is still 50B/person in low season, yes. They are very nicely set among trees; basic, certainly, but very pleasant.

    Siam Hut start at 380B (but with attached bathroom) right now and go up to around 600B IIRC. Not sure about low season but half that is probably about right. Right on the beach but to be honest I prefer Ice Beach even if it wasn't cheaper.

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    1. Thanks for the update, seriously.

      Ice beach doubled in prices eh..I am glad they are still there though. Still probably some of the cheapest huts in Koh Chang, I imagine.

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  5. Nice post, good job.

    @Anonymous, as you're there at the moment, can you recommend anywhere to get some weed and have a quiet smoke (without getting busted!)?

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  9. Hey, great post!! I was wondering how easy it is to meet people at Lonely Beach. I was thinking of staying in the Siam Huts. Travelling solo end of November. Just afraid of being lonely. Lemme know :)

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  15. Hello, any idea where to find weed on Koh chang now ? Any report ? Thank you <3

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